A Woman's Reason

Original Text: 
The Burgess Nonsense Book Being a Complete Collection of the Humorous Masterpieces of Gelett Burgess, Esq. (New York: Frederick A. Stokes, 1901): 88-89.
A WOMAN'S REASON: A Quotation
To put an End to Conversation.
1I'm Sure every Word that you say is Absurd;
2I Say it's All Gummidge and Twaddle;
3You may Argue away till the 19th of May,
4But I don't like the Sound of the Moddle!
RPO poem Editors: 
Ian Lancashire
RPO Edition: 
RPO 1998.
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