Tobacco is a Dirty Weed

Original Text: 
The Penn State Froth, 7.3 (November 1915): 19. Courtesy of Paul J. Dzyak, Jr., Special Collections Assistant, Paterno Library, Pennsylvania State University.
1Tobacco is a dirty weed,
2I like it.
3It satisfies no normal need,
4I like it.
5It makes you thin, it makes you lean,
6It takes the hair right off your bean.
7It's the worst darn stuff I've ever seen.
8I like it.
Publication Start Year: 
1915
Publication Notes: 
Hemminger was Assistant Editor of The Penn State Froth
RPO poem Editors: 
Ian Lancashire
RPO Edition: 
2005
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