The Ghost: Book II

Original Text: 
Charles Churchill, The Ghost,+ Books I-II, 3rd edn. with additions (London: for the author, 1763). Microfilm no. 29 ROBA. 2nd edn. with additions. London: for the author,1763. Microfilm no. 28 Robarts Library.
654Vain idol of a scribbling crowd,
655Whose very name inspires an awe,
656Whose ev'ry word is sense and law,
657For what his greatness hath decreed,
659Sacred thro' all the realm of wit,
660Must never of repeal admit;
661Who, cursing flatt'ry, is the tool
662Of ev'ry fawning, flatt'ring fool;
664And sickens at another's praise;
665Who, proudly seiz'd of learning's throne,
666Now damns all learning but his own;
667Who scorns those common wares to trade in,
668Reas'ning, convincing, and persuading,
669But makes each sentence current pass
670With "Puppy," "Coxcomb," "Scoundrel," "Ass";
671For 'tis with him a certain rule,
672The folly's prov'd when he calls fool;
673Who, to increase his native strength,
674Draws words six syllables in length,
675With which, assisted with a frown
676By way of club, he knocks us down;
677Who 'bove the vulgar dares to rise,
678And sense of decency defies,
679(For this same decency is made
680Only for bunglers in the trade,
681And, like the cobweb laws, is still
682Broke thro' by great ones when they will)--
683Pomposo, with strong sense supplied,
684Supported, and confirm'd by pride,
685His comrades' terrors to beguile,
687Features so horrid, were it light,
688Would put the Devil himself to flight.

Notes

653] Published in instalments between 1762 and 1763. A poem in four books, a sort of rhymed diary or potpourri, which arises from the incident of the "Cocklane Ghost", a supposed ghost to which were attributed mysterious noises heard at 33 Cock Lane, Smithfield. The affair was a deliberate conspiracy against a man whose paramour had died, and whose ghost was said to have returned to accuse him of having murdered her. It caused great excitement in London and attracted the attention of Dr. Johnson. Boswell says (Life of Samuel Johnson, under the year 1763: "Churchill, in his poem entitled The Ghost, availed himself of the absurd credulity imputed to Johnson, and drew a caricature of him under the name of 'Pomposo', representing him as one of the believers of the story ... Many of my readers, I am convinced, are to this hour under an impression that Johnson was thus foolishly deceived. It will therefore surprize them a good deal when they are informed upon undoubted authority, that Johnson was one of those by whom the imposture was detected. The story had become so popular, that he thought it should be investigated." Back to Line
658] Cf. Dan., vi, 8: "According to the law of the Medes and Persians, which altereth not." Back to Line
663] Cf. Boswell, under 1763: "I ventured to hint that he was not quite a fair judge, as Churchill had attacked him violently. JOHNSON. 'Nay, Sir, I am a very fair judge. He did not attack me violently till he found I did not like his poetry; and his attack on me shall not prevent me from continuing to say what I think of him, from an apprehension that it may be ascribed to resentment. No, Sir, I called the fellow a blockhead at first, and I will call him a blockhead still.'" Back to Line
686] Cf. Milton, Paradise Lost, II, 846. Back to Line
Publication Start Year: 
1763
RPO poem Editors: 
N. J. Endicott
RPO Edition: 
2RP.1.744; RPO 1997-2000.
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