On Digital Extremities
The Burgess Nonsense Book Being a Complete Collection of the Humorous Masterpieces of Gelett Burgess, Esq. (New York: Frederick A. Stokes, 1901): 26-27.
1I'd Rather have Fingers than Toes;
2I'd Rather have Ears than a Nose;
3 And As for my Hair,
4 I'm Glad it's All There;
5I'll be Awfully Sad, when it Goes!
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