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Ernest Miller Hemingway (1899-1961)

I Like Americans


By A Foreigner

              1I like Americans.
              2They are so unlike Canadians.
              3They do not take their policemen seriously.
              4They come to Montreal to drink.
              5Not to criticize.
              6They claim they won the war.
              7But they know at heart that they didn't.
              8They have such respect for Englishmen.
              9They like to live abroad.
            10They do not brag about how they take baths.
            11But they take them.
            12Their teeth are so good.
            13And they wear B.V.D.'s all the year round.
            14I wish they didn't brag about it.
            15They have the second best navy in the world.
            16But they never mention it.
            17They would like to have Henry Ford for president.
            18But they will not elect him.
            19They saw through Bill Bryan.
            20They  have gotten tired of Billy Sunday.
            21Their men have such funny hair cuts.
            22They are hard to suck in on Europe.
            23They have been there once.
            24They produced Barney Google, Mutt and Jeff.
            25And Jiggs.
            26They do not hang lady murderers.
            27They put them in vaudeville.
            28They read the Saturday Evening Post
            29And believe in Santa Claus.
            30When they make money
            31They make a lot of money.
            32They are fine people.

Notes

4] "Québec rejected [prohibition] as early as 1919 and became known as the `sinkhole' of N America, but tourists flocked to 'historic old Québec' and the provincial government reaped huge profits from the sale of booze" (Canadian Encyclopedia, 2nd edn. [Edmonton: Hurtig, 1988]: 1765).

13] B.V.D.'s: trademark for underwear.

17] Henry Ford (1863-1947): manufacturer of automobiles.

19] Bill Bryan: William Jennings Bryan (1860-1925), American lawyer and politician who ran unsuccessfully for U.S. President.

20] Billy Sunday: William Ashley Sunday (1862-1935), American evangelist.

22] suck in: trick, deceive.

24-25] Barney Google, Mutt and Jeff. / And Jiggs: all are newspaper comic strip characters, the first begin in 1919, the second two from 1910, and last in one named "Bringing Up Father."


Online text copyright © 2009, Ian Lancashire (the Department of English) and the University of Toronto.
Published by the Web Development Group, Information Technology Services, University of Toronto Libraries.

Original text: Ernest Hemingway, Complete Poems, ed. Nicholas Gerogiannis, rev. edn. (Lincoln and London: University of Nebraska Press, 1992): 65. PS 3515 E37A17 1992 Robarts Library.
First publication date: 1923
Publication date note: Toronto Star Weekly
RPO poem editor: Ian Lancashire
RP edition: RPO 1999.
Recent editing: 2:2002/4/17

Composition date: 1923
Composition date note: In Toronto? Hemingway's articles in the Toronto Star Weekly run from Feb. 14, 1920, to Jan. 19, 1924 (he was dropped from the newspaper payroll on Dec. 31, 1923). Attributed to Hemingway on grounds of provenance (TSW), style, and his use of "By a Foreigner" as a by-line in manuscripts at the Kennedy Library.
Rhyme: unrhyming


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